{"id":223,"date":"2009-01-10T00:59:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T06:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.com\/blog\/?p=223"},"modified":"2009-01-10T00:59:02","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T06:59:02","slug":"hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/2009\/01\/10\/hours\/","title":{"rendered":"Hours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>8:00 PM    fervently hope Serenity will put down the oranges and not ask for any more macaroni<br \/>\n8:30 PM    realize you are asking for the impossible<br \/>\n8:45 PM    pry oranges from her hand and help the littles brush their teeth<br \/>\n9:00 PM    lie down with kids to sing songs and nurse Serenity<br \/>\n10:00 PM  offer up a prayer of thanks that finally everyone is asleep<br \/>\n11:30 PM  wish for bed and remind self that in 30 minutes you can wake her up for medicine<br \/>\n12:00 AM  try and rouse a sleepy girl<br \/>\n12:10 AM  continue in the hopes that she will open her eyes<br \/>\n12:15 AM  try to explain that it is time for her to take her medicine<br \/>\n12:17 AM  try and calm her tantrum while keeping her awake<br \/>\n12:25 AM  offer a different drink to wash it down in an attempt to bribe her into taking her medicine<br \/>\n12:30 AM  wonder if forcing it down would have been better<br \/>\n12:40 AM  recoil when she spits most of her chemotherapy in your face<br \/>\n12:45 AM  re-dose the medicine<br \/>\n12:50 AM  breathe a sigh of relief and break the news that she cannot eat or drink for 60 minutes<br \/>\n1:00 AM   beg a now wide awake girl to please go to sleep<br \/>\n1:15 AM   try to remain patient when she becomes hysterical<br \/>\n1:17 AM   agree to sleep alongside her on the floor<br \/>\n1:20 AM   agree to move to the other side of the room (still on the floor)<br \/>\n1:25 AM   give up trying to please her and try not to nod off while she throws a tantrum<br \/>\n1:30 AM   look at the clock and laugh that you&#8217;d hoped to catch up on sleep<br \/>\n1:40 AM   keep one eye on the clock and know that if you hold out for another 10 minutes it&#8217;ll be ok<br \/>\n1:50 AM   announce that she can nurse and climb into bed hoping she will do likewise<br \/>\n1:52 AM   nurse a sleepy child<br \/>\n1:55 AM   contemplate the insanity that is your nighttime routine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8:00 PM fervently hope Serenity will put down the oranges and not ask for any more macaroni 8:30 PM realize you are asking for the impossible 8:45 PM pry oranges from her hand and help the littles brush their teeth 9:00 PM lie down with kids to sing songs and nurse Serenity 10:00 PM offer &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/2009\/01\/10\/hours\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hours&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.liftingupserenity.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}